Coming Soon to UTV

Here from WNN is a sneak peek at the Autumn Line-up for UTV:

STRAIGHT EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY
From the fashion capital of Ulster, Benburb, comes a new show to help gay men feel more socially awkward.

ROBBIN' HOOD
A new gang show from that guy who played Grant Mitchell following local scumbags around Craigavon as they sniff glue and beat up Pakistani kids.

SEX AND THE CARPARK
Like Sex and the City, but not based on a book, not starring glamorous people, and set in Cookstown. Expect to see lots of teenage girls with their knickers around their ankles as they ride around town in a souped up 306 straight D with some tosser in a peaked cap.

THE ONLY WAY IS BUSHMILLS
A new unscripted reality TV show from the writers of The Only Way Is Essex and Top Gear, one family is put together in a small house and the audience can bet either online or by phoning in on how long it takes them to do what comes naturally to folk from Bushmills...

ESCAPE FROM RATHLIN
In a post-apocalyptic future created by the collapse of the Civil Service the island of Rathlin has been transformed into a fortress prison housing former Civil Servants who have turned to a life of crime. The show follows former Tesco cashier Marty Gallagher as he attempts to escape the forces of Rathlin and clear his name for a crime he did not commit.

UNDERCOVER: DUNGANNON
Journalist Dirk Manly of WNN tries to find out where all the white people went.

OUR MUSICAL LAND
A six part mini-series of musicals about the cities and towns of Northern Ireland, including the Radio 1 chart-topper "Derry Londonderry" performed by The Strokes, and swing classic "Belfast, Belfast, the city so nice they named it".

THE RITE
Conspiracy thriller set in Armagh, Father Damian Priest was born to be in the church, but dark forces are threatening to bring the world down around him. "I've been a bad boy, Father."

DEAL OR NO DEAL: THE BANKER'S FINAL BID
The phenomenon is coming to an end, and we've got a little surprise for Noel. Filmed in association with 7 of the UK ITV networks and RTE, with the largest budget in UK television history, over 24 episodes we unleash the hounds of Hell and hunt Noel Edmunds across the British Isles. Where will the most smug man in Britain meet his grizzly fate? The Banker is on the phone.